He pasta way.
we cannoli do so much
his legacy will become a pizza history.
here today, gone tomato
How sad that he ran out of thyme.
Sending olive my prayers to the family.
His wife is really upset. Cheese still not over it.
You never sausage a tragic thing
(Source: pointy-earedbastard)
Fandom: Harry Potter
“Harry was groaning like a cow giving birth.”
*headdesk* I read this fic before. THIS LINE.
I just… No.
Historical Fandom: Hitler/Stalin
“Stalin told hitler this: ‘hitler, I love you forever. I want your kids now. But how would we call them,?’. Hitler, being the wise man that eh is told him “we will make it our names together. Stalin and hitler. Shitler.’. ‘oh my god!’ stalin replied. ‘that is the most romanticest thing I have ever heard!’”
After watching Megan is Missing I’m actually kinda glad my mom got me this. #aintnobodygunnamesswithme (Taken with instagram)
People need to be careful with these.
Use it against someone that can actually hurt you, and you’ll only momentarily blind them and piss them off.
Be smart, be aware, be calm and hopefully something like that will never have to be used.
The Red Shoes (2005)
Yes, the shoes are fucking pink. But please recognize the metaphor: red = blood. And this movie might be a bit cliche but for me, it’s one of the best artistic and psychological horrors I’ve ever seen. The acting alone is simply amazing.
- Pain - Hollywood Undead
- Brothers On A Hotel Bed - Death Cab For Cutie
- Feel Like Home - Fort Minor
- The Robot With Human Hair Pt. 3 - Dance Gavin Dance
- Rehab - Mary Magdalan
- Frozen Rose - Anna Tsuchiya
- Delivering An Oration - Watchout! There’s Ghosts
- Tenjou Haruto’s Theme - Yu-Gi-Oh ZEXAL
- Had To Laugh - Lotus Child
- Drinking And Dialing - InMemory
- Getting Nowhere - Magnetic Man
- Losing You - Dead By April
- Hair - The Early November
- Blood And Body - Florez
- Crazy Sheila - Neurosonic
- Make Way For The King - Baumer
- 24 - Jem
- In The Land Of Twilight Under The Moon - .hack//SIGN
- Little People - t.A.T.u
- Alice Of Human Sacrifice - VOCALOID
1) You Make My Dreams - Daryl Hall & John Oates
2) You are My Everything - Matthew West
3) HIGHSCHOOL OF THE DEAD (opening) - Kishida Kyodan and the Akeboshi Rockets
4) She’s so Lovely - Scouting for Girls
5) Campanella (acane ver.)
6) Can’t Stop - Red Hot Chili Peppers
7) Caramelldansen - Supergott
8) Music of the Night - John Owen
9) One Week -Barenaked Ladies
10) How Far We’ve Come - Match Box Twenty
11) Raise Your Glass - P!nk
12) No Money Down, Low Monthly Payments
13) Unhappy Refrain - Vocaloid (Kagamine)
14) Little Lion Man - Mumford & Sons
15) Oh Oh Oh Sexy Vampire (JUSTiNB’s Edit) - Fright Ranger
16) Love the Way You Lie (feat. Rihanna) - Eminem
17) Ready to Die - Andrew W.K.
18) Disgusting - Miranda Cosgrove
19) Antinotice - wowaka&Akiakane
20) Woke Up New - Mountain Goats
I had a gameboy color, and one time i left it on a playset in this park at Flathead lake… and some boys took it from me when I was doing something else. So my mom went after them and got it back and it was awesome…
then some months later i lost it by other means, never to be seen again….rotfl.
Far right was my first, then years later my mom let one of her kid customers borrow it and it was never seen again. So now I have a solid teal one, strictly for pokemon related purposes.
(Source: taylorgangtgod)
D’:
(Source: rumpertumpskin, via pukeypie)
i love him
I love this scene.
best movie
(Source: georgeomally)
NO.
dead
(Source: tacocat-gifs, via pukeypie)
Where work will never be completed because of lulz, Homestuck and basically everything else here on Tumblr.
Agent Coulson S.H.I.E.L.Ds His Little Avengers by Cara McGee
Don’t worry,...
We made it for you Moffat…
Hedwig’s POV: “Shoohoo, Shoohoo, Shoohoo, Shoohoo, Shoohoo.”
Fandom: Harry Potter (My Immortal)
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